Shayla

Tim: "Hey Kathy, I accidentally erased Shayla's first text ever- you should tell her to send me another one."

Shayla: "Dear uncle tim, yesterday my mom took us to the fair it was really hot and sweaty and i

went on alot of rides then my mom got me and savannah blue slushies that was awesome then i

paid 5.oo from my money to do the bungie jump and i did a bunch of flips it was awesome then

we went on the scrambler and zero gravity my mom had to close her eyes she said she was too

old for this that was funny then savannah got to go on the swings again and i didnt because the

guy seen that i had my high heel flip flops on and said i wasnt big enough so we went in the

shade i really wanted to puke

after savannah was done we left the boys there and went home because i wanted to lay down and then on the way i puked like five times blue slushie and it

was splattery and got everywhere and my mom kept driving the end <:o)> "

Tim: "That's perfect, Shayla! Thank you :)"

Kathy: "Yesterday sucked. First, I worked, then spent 70.00 on admission and waters and 3 freaking slushies. It was hot, humid, sweaty, and after one too many freaky rides I HAD to go on one with the girls, we had to leave in a hurry because Shayla had heat exhaustion.

Then on the way home she became possessed by the exorcist and spewed blue slushie all over- like five times- while I kept driving so the fan would continue to run on the van so we could keep the air on because it overheats if it idles right now.

So, after we cleaned that up, Kevin called from the fair and said I could come get him now because he wanted to puke (p.s: He ate nachos. Nice), so I went BACK to the fair, got the boys, got stuck in a traffic jam of people leaving, had to put the HEAT on at full blast so it wouldn't overheat, got home and came into the house to the smell of dog crap coming up through the vents........

.......oh yeah, the dog who has six fat puppies was in the basement to stay cool. Well, the MOM had crapped ALL OVER Mark's room and then stepped in it.

So, after we cleaned all that up and I showered for the fourth time, I had to get ready for a funeral home, and all the while some PEOPLE who shall remain nameless asked what was for dinner thought they should tell me how I could have more efficiently handled the puking episode, and oh sorry about my luck with the dog crap.

WTF? I submit to you- WTF??"

Tim: "That is the most hilarious shitty day story I have ever heard. The End."

Kathy: "Try not to pee yourself."