Tracy: "Superman never said the cape made him fly. It was an admittedly misguided fashion statement."
Tim: "That the implication was there, is really the issue."
Tracy: "Batman wears a cape but doesn't fly. I submit your thesis is poorly thought out."
Tim: "That's because his cape wasn't red. Obviously."
Tracy: "Your hypothesis = FLAWED."
Tim: "Nope, it's science, dude. If Superman's cape was purple or something, he would have had to use a scooter to get around."
Tracy: "I don't think you are clear on the meaning of the word 'science' Also, texting me at 6:50 am? The fuck with you?"
Tim: "I waited until after 6:30, as per out agreement."
Tracy: "WE HAVE NO AGREEMENT."
Tim: "Do too. I just didn't tell you about it."
Tracy: "Then it's not so much an agreement as a random decision on your part, dude."
Tim: "Why must you be mired down by technicalities all the time?"
Tracy: "It's the curse of my logical nature."
It IS all about the cape really..I have to agree with you Tim, however, there is something to be said about wearing leggings with underwear OUTSIDE of them, this is also vital to the aviation aspect of Superhero legends, I am surprised you left that out. The principles of Superhero aerodynamics rock!!
ReplyDeleteThe texting agreement does not seem to be working however, and I am veering toward Tracy's side on that one, although, she IS always a hilarious "Tim text retorter" at any hour!! ;}
I want a Tracy to text at 6:50 in the morning!
ReplyDeleteBut what's 6:50 AM on a 30-hour Ninja watch? that'd be like... 8:75 or something. Which is a perfectly reasonable hour.
ReplyDeletePS: I'm totally following you now. Clearly you two can't be left unsupervised.