Friday

Tim: "If I was a kidnapper, I would probably just kidnap mimes so they couldn't tell on me if they ever got away. I just realized that about myself. The End."

Tracy: "What would you do with them? Because who the hell would pay ransom for a mime?"

Tim: "I don't know. Force them to clean, maybe."

Tracy: "That would mean you'd essentially have a mime infestation. You'd have to bring in weasels to get rid of them."

Tim: "I have no problem with that. It's the mime's own fault that the weasel community hates them. I think that story is in the Bible."

Tracy: "Dude, you can't let mimes infest your house. It's a filthy habit. Probably would lower the property values of the entire town."

Tim: "Maybe I could corral the mimes and sic them on my enemies. That would be pretty sweet."

Tracy: "Dude, mimes are unhygienic. You'd be better off training cockroaches. Or even rats."

Tim: "How come you know so much about mimes, dude?"

Tracy: "I have an interesting history."

Tim: "Clearly."