Tim: "Good morning. I decided to go to the tanning booth this morning to get a base going. As my ass has not seen the sun in many years, the decision to go buck naked might have been made in haste, I'm starting to realize."
Tracy: "There is no end to the awkwardness you can generate."
Tim: "I would be more inclined to find humor in that statement if my ass was not currently seared a nice cherry-red."
Tracy: "That actually made me laugh out loud."
Tim: "We need to have a talk about how you find the suffering of others an enjoyable pastime, dude."
(checking my behind) Now that you guys mentioned it, it does have a different shade from the rest of my body.
ReplyDeleteTim, you never mentioned that you were gay. Huh. What's next- manscaping?
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