Tim: So I got up a little while ago. Then the dogs bitched at me because they had to go out. Then I just grabbed a bath towel from the laundry room and wrapped it around my waist. Then I opened the door and put the dog on the chain. Then the mail lady across the street heard the dog run out and looked over. Then my towel fell off. The End.- I bet she brings me the good mail tomorrow.
Tracy: That is the nakedest text I have gotten this morning. You need to invest in a robe.
Tim: Be patient, the morning is still young. I have a robe, but it is too hot. It's like a toaster oven with a waist tie.
Tracy: This is why I don't like mornings.
Tim: Because of nudity? Because of mail people? Or because of the uncomfortable merging of the two?
Tracy: I'm going to have to go with option # 3.
Tim: I'm in no position to disagree.
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