Metasyntactic Variables: Saturday

Saturday

Tim: "I'm pretty sure the reason Gandhi was so laid back was because he didn't have to get up and go to work everyday. I bet if Gandhi would have had a job he would have been a dick."

Tracy: "Gandhi did have a job. He was a lawyer. And it is 6:30 a.m."

Tim: "You need to work on embracing the day, dude."

Tracy: "What the fuck with Gandhi this early in the morning?"

Tim: "Gandhi was an early riser. That's not my fault."

Tracy: "You are filling me with hate."

Tim: "Wow. You could so not be Gandhi."

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The DemigoddessJuly 27, 2010 at 4:49 AM
Ghandi had a job? I thought all he did was try to starve himself.
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Tim: "What's a really uncommon name for nonsense? That could make a good title."

Tracy: "Metasyntactic Variables."

Tim: "Holy Shit, that's brilliant. Are those actual words?"

Tracy: "Yes. When I am writing and suddenly the sentence turns into woss-names and blabbity, I am defaulting to metasyntactic variables."

Tim: "That was pretty impressive. Is that too wordy of a blog title, do you think?"

Tracy: "Not really, but we'll have to keep explaining it to people."

Tim: "Not if I put this conversation in the sidebar."

Tracy: "Go for it."

Tim: "Sweet."

Tim was born on the Deathstar. For the most part, his early years were pretty sweet- mostly because he had a lot of robots. Then, one morning, Tim was trying to get a piece of English muffin out of the toaster with a knife, and a jolt of electricity sent him back in time to the jungles of Mozambique. Soon after, he met Tracy, who was not a robot, but Tim liked her despite this. Even though the food was not up to Deathstar quality, life was enjoyable until the great circus monkey rise-up of 2010. Then life sucked donkey balls. Tim's days now consist of practicing the art of the Ninja-Bee way, and texting Tracy in code from his cave on the opposite side of the country.

Sometimes he also plays Backgammon with the hobos, but he does not tell Tracy about that.